hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
what’s the point of a high school boy?? oh what are u gonna do drive me around in your older brothers beat up Volvo?? buy me lunch at jamba juice??? complain to me about the new calling duty game?? who cares
NELSON MANDELA WAS A FREEDOM FIGHTER AND WAS AGAINST ISRAELI APARTHEID
HE ALSO WAS TAKEN OFF THE AMERICAN TERROR WATCHLIST ONLY 5 YEARS AGO HE IS AN ANTI CAPITALIST HE IS NOT YOUR TOKEN BLACK GUY WHO PREACHED ABOUT LOVING WHITE SUPREMACISTS FOR FUCK’S SAKE